Odd fellow in a kayak
A kayaker paddles towards the crowded beach. He weaves his way around swimming children, jet skis, and boats. He rides a small wave up onto the sand between two of the many sunbathers. He undoes hit spray skirt and hops out of the kayak. He sticks his paddle under the front bungees and opens the kayak's day hatch and pulls out a hacksaw. He then reaches into the cockpit and rips out a piece of black foam. He lays the foam on sand and proceeds to use the hacksaw to trim off about and inch from one end. He then puts the foam back and rips out another piece, trims and replaces it. He then takes the saw and starts cutting small groove down the center of a piece of foam behind the seat. Satisfied that the small groove will alleviate the pressure points on his spine, he places the hacksaw back in the drywell and pushes the kayak out into the waves. He gets back into the kayak and paddles off.
I can only imagine how odd I must have looked to the people on the beach.