One man's rush to jump on the kayaking bandwagon

Puddle Paddling

Falls lake is not what it used to be. It's full of new islands, old islands are now peninsulas, the marina now has dry slips, and many of the boat ramps don't quite reach the water. Not only is it hard to find a place to put in, it's just depressing.
There's red clay everywhere. It's not just mud. It's clay. It is nearly impossible to remove from anything it touches. After hours in salt water and countless water hose rinses, my kayak has red clay smudges that don't wash off.
Where's this global warming that's going to lead to the worst hurricane season in history? Where was it last year? How hot does it need to get to get at least a decent tropical depression? Any thoughts, Mr. Gore?
Forget my job, my wife's job, our friends, our lives - I need to move to the coast.
tags: lake

October 27, 2007